I do not want to know what it looks like when they go down on each other. I haven’t checked, but I’m sure there’s already robot razor porn out there. So if you’ve got a Hydro Silk razor, lock up your drugs, because your razor will come alive, get into your stash and then start hallucinating about being in jungles and shit. A text from Billy serves as a wake up call. Schick’s Hydro Silk robot razor doesn’t battle other robot razors, she hallucinates that she’s in an Avatar-like jungle where she swings on vines and leaps over spikes to get to an enchanted well filled with a serum that gives her powers. When a human gets near, the robot razor realizes she’s actually in a bathroom and turns back into a razor. Because they gave the okay to a new commercial starring a Hydro Silk lady robot complete with tits and a belly button. Razors that are virtually irritation-free, so you feel relaxed and refreshed. We’re developing products that go beyond just removing hair to actually caring for your skin. The powers-that-be at Schick obviously haven’t gotten out of the WTF fog they were in when they approved that first robot razor commercial. Schick focuses on providing a truly liberating shave, one that is no longer a chore, but a more pleasurable, effortless skincare experience for men and women. And, this razor has a second head perfect for more delicate areas. As they trim the bushes, two of the women use scissors while the third uses the Schick Hydro Silk TrimStyle razor she gets the perfect results down to the heart shape. So yeah, Shick is telling dudes that after a man uses his Hydro razor to shave his ass cheeks and b-hole, the razor comes alive and shakes his butt hairs out of its razor head. Three women stand in front of a set of small trees next to a pool. The star of Schick’s 2016 Super Bowl commercial was a dude robot razor who comes alive when humans aren’t around and battles other robot razors to the death.
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